Best Cry Ever? Worst Cry Ever? ---- IDK! But its Definitely the Ugliest

I've been pierced... Again!

I've got my nose pierced like no lie 4 or 5 times.. actually I think this is my 5th one. I honestly think my nose doesn't like them, but ion give no fuck! I love it.. It just does something for me ya know?

Your Outta Here!

I Romantically Cursed!

Tis is All... I'm single AF... & by the looks of it Ima stay Single AF! (Details on Lata) Shits depressing

College is for Idiots

& I'm a dumb ass bitch! Like I totally get why I'm here, but I just got done watching Jersey Shore & those orange fuckers are making 100,000 smackaroos per freaking episode in Italy! Like seriously! I'm Psychology major because I'm nosy AF & but you can't do shit with a BA in Psychology! So I have to go back to school! But why?!? To ask "And how does that make you feel?" I'll pass. Catch me on someones Reality Show really soon! :)

Shawdy bad huh

Do people actually wear these (Minus GaGa) ?!? I sure the fuck hopes so! :))

I knew it!

Mission: Get Some Dam Eyebrows Start NOW!

"OMG! Where are your eyebrows?" I've been ask that question ALL my freaking life & the honest answer to that question is quite funny. Wana hear it? I knew you would.*Giggles* When I was being born my mother's vagina was so HOT it scorched the bottom half of my eyebrows off. Don't believe me? I figured you wouldn't. *Sigh*. I used to didn't trip about it, but I'm getting kinda of jealous now because it seems like everybody else brows are so bushy & don't stop like some reject Bow Wow or Omarion. So I've decided to try this stuff from European Wax Center called "Restore it" I've read a couple of reviews & they all have been pretty good. So Ima give it a month! Look at the before pics..

So Nicki Wana sing now?!? Must Listen

Your NOT Pretty EVERYthing else about you is tho.!

We all know at least one person who's a little more financially well off than the average which is all good and gravy we all can't rich, but some of those people tend to get reality a little focked up. They start to believe all the expensive stuff makes them pretty or more attractive. Well it does, but to a certain extent after you take away all the Bling,Glits & Glamour what do you have a person who looks like they've been rolled in gravel & ass. Basically all I'm saying is be honest with yourself you'll sleep a lot better at night with yo Ug-Lass :)

Wild Heart By: Sabi (Must Listen!)

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What being cheap will get you!

Being cheap will get you a cozy seat in Wilacoochie, Mississippi airport for FIVE fuck ass Hours! Mayne my cheap ass bought a stand by ticket  instead of stuntin like my daddy and getting a regular priced one. So when the plane made its first stop.. They gave my ass the BOOT! I was like what is this February? A Bitch gota give up their seat nshit! *Laugh* But I can't blame no one but myself..Trying to save my coins to buy some dam clothes! & when I say this Airport is BASIC AF! Yall it only has ONE place to eat.. you gota play hide & seek to find a outlet! TF? Yea, its pretty safe to say I'm pissed..

Long Hair Don't Care Watch It Blow In The Wind From Over Hur (Country Accent)

Maybe its a Gay thing & the LOVE for dramatics, but I Love seeing long hair blowing in the wind.. It just does something to me. BEHOLD

Don't stare at me like that.. Ok, nevermind continue... :)

Story Time with OshKoshBaJosh! :-P

Who's OshKoshBaJosh ?

I'm whoever or whatever you want me to be. I don't know what I ment by that so don't ask. I enjoy making catchy phrases with no meaning what so ever. I'm a Random Ranter my mind is constantly racing with thoughts of the most peculiar things, which is precisely why I've created this blog. So to make a long random story short be prepared to be mind fucked ! *Evil Laughs* Follow Me on Twitter @OgoshyitsJoshy